So recently I sent out the link to my blog and I am quite excited to hear that a lot of people are actually interested in reading it, oh boy :-) I have gotten some random comments such as "Less blogging more Jogging" from a track buddy and others that are more surprised about what I write about. One such person said she thought it would probably be the funniest thing ever ... not exactly. After she actually read it she said that she never knew I was so introspective, but that's the point of this blog now isn't it? Yet just because I'm trying to get thoughts out doesn't mean I can't put in a few amusing stories. I suppose I am known for being rather amusing, although in my opinion that's because I happen to be really random and I suppose my stories and comments turn out to be rather amusing. So in honor of that new found follower, think I'll tell an amusing story...
A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away (that means about 3 weeks ago on Earth/ 3rd floor Taft)... there lived an RA name ... Me. Well anyway, you all know I'm an RA and such on a boys floor. Well the 3rd floor of our building is the girls' floor and of course I spend a good bit of time there, I do like hanging out with girls. So there is one room I happen to spend a lot of time visiting and I'm even an honorary roommate, which is kind of strange considering I'm an RA and they added that within the first two weeks of school but I'm not complaining. Anyway, they enjoy poking fun at me along with everyone else I know and a lot of amusing stories usually crop up but I think this one tops the rest to date. So i was visiting the RA on that floor and just saying hello and all that fun stuff and she mentioned that on of the residents had told her a story that I would find amusing. i do love a good story so I decided to go find this girl and hear the story. Well I walked into her room, where I am an honorary roommate, to say hello and she and her other roommate were there as well. Well the other girl was in one of those comfy fold up chair thingies and she was texting with her back to me. So me being me, I decided to torment the poor girl and bopped her on the head with some rolled up practice tests I was carrying around.
So she of course yelped and told me to stop and I of course decided to ignore such a simple plea and bopped her again. Now at this point I was standing behind the chair, kind of hard to hit someone on the head from ten feet away. So after I bopped her the second time she decided to reach behind her and grab the papers. Now I don't know if she just has really bad ... distance perceptions? ... or what but she did not realize that I am 6' 1" and that the papers were about 3 feet above her head. Instead my hip was a little above her head and when her hand went back to GRAB the papers she happened to GRAB another target. Now for those of you who are not nursing, I know a lot of you are, the anatomy of the body I just described indicates that I was GRABBED IN THE CROTCH!!!!!! by one of the girl residents in the building. Now this was a rather momentous occasion, no not because I enjoyed getting to second base with a cute girl, but because it marked the I do believe second or maybe third time in my life that I have been awkwarded out. If I ever remember what happened the other times I'll be sure to let you in on the secret.
So lots of laughing and redfacedness followed and I slipped out of the room. I came back of course when my face returned to normal. Now you'd think that a story like this would perhaps stay slightly quiet, I mean a resident did just grab the RA, but no she enjoys telling everyone she knows the amusing story. I mean I don't care, I just didn't want stories going around. But she has a boyfriend so that helps clear up any rumors that may enjoy spreading, which they have not as of yet. So now every time I talk with her or her roommate they enjoy joking about the fact that she grabbed me ... oh boy.
So that is just about the most amusing thing that has happened to me lately, besides the having to tread using just my legs for half an hour ... although I suppose that's more painful than amusing. Well I hope you enjoyed the story, I may do this more often :-D I'll see you guys next time...
Until next time, Shadow out :-D
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